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Rando Tampo

by DickLord

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I was drinking with the boys at The Retreat,
7 hours deep and i needed to wee
I skulled my drink and had a dance along the way
But when i got there to my dismay
As i sat there with a long sigh of relief
Looked down and staring at me
It was Aunt Flo she was supposed to come next week
That fucking sux,

I need a tampon
I don't have one i needed a tampon
FUCK
I aint got one I need a tampon
I aint got one I need a tampon
Ooooh yeah

I thought no worries I'll use toilet paper
But there wasn't any hanging in there
I did a double check of the roll
Left empty by a fucking moll
I start to wonder whats gonna become of me
And then a glimpse of humanity
Knocked on the door and said "hey love you alright??"
You just saved my life

I need a tampon
That Betty gave me one
I needed a tampon
She gave me a tampon I needed a tampon
Oooh yeah
She gave me one I needed a tampon
Oooh yeah yeah

I needed a tampon
The rando gave me one
Prayed to the Lord and the
The Lord doth provide
I needed a tampon
Opened up his gates,
And dropped a plastic uterus bandaid down my way
Down my way, down my way,
Shark week, will get the best of me

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released June 13, 2019

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